May 2012
April 2012
someone: I had a dream about you?
me: did i die?
me: did we bang?
Reblog if you say "fuck" more than 5 times a day.
Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: What for?
Me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS What do you fucking think for.
Reblog if you think the next disney prince should...
a-freaking-awesome-ninja:
randomostrichchocolates:
4 million and counting
5 million
This should get to 10 million, come on people.
it has to be a gay prince. If it is I will literally die. :D