someone: I had a dream about you?
me: did i die?
me: did we bang?
Reblog if you say "fuck" more than 5 times a day.
Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: What for?
Me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS What do you fucking think for.
Reblog if you think the next disney prince should...
a-freaking-awesome-ninja: randomostrichchocolates: 4 million and counting 5 million This should get to 10 million, come on people. it has to be a gay prince. If it is I will literally die. :D